Most technical talks teach you how to write clean, scalable, maintainable code. This one does not. Here you will learn how to write code that confuses, deceives, and breaks things in unexpected ways... on purpose. And on top of that, in JavaScript.
Discover how to: • Hide bugs so well that even you cannot find them • Create features that break just by looking at them • Design programs that only work on your local machine • Develop functions that return anxiety • Implement code structures that are illegal in 42 countries
Because if nothing and no one understands your code... they cannot fire you. This is the talk you did not know you needed. Join me, and together we will write code so twisted it would make a goat throw up. 🐐🤮