Most React talks teach you how to write clean, scalable, maintainable components and hooks. This one does not. Here you will learn how to write React code that confuses, deceives and breaks things in unexpected ways... on purpose. And on top of that, in JavaScript.
Discover how to: • Hide bugs across state and effect that not even the React Compiler can find • Create components that re-render so much your machine will think you are Cryptomining • Fight React Strict Mode like you mean it • Misuse context, refs and closures to create side effects that give anxiety • Abuse hooks in such a way that is illegal in 42 countries
Because if nothing and no one understands your React code... they cannot fire you. This is the talk you did not know you needed. Join me, and together we will write code so twisted it would make a goat throw up. 🐐🤮